Mar 09, 2026: Saylor deploys $1.28B into $BTC
Markets in depression; Degens moved to trading Oil on Hyperliquid; ETF buying the past week; Oil's Pump&Dump; Bitboy's current finances; Crypto mixers are legal again; Bhutan is selling; and more...
NEWS:
Saylor managed to deploy another $1.28B into $BTC
3.517% https://t.co/pVCFwlzgeV pic.twitter.com/Z7kN4XWx6h
— Delta (@deltaxbt) March 9, 2026
And Tom Lee as well
INTEL: Bitmine reports its Ethereum treasury hit 4,534,563 $ETH (~$9.08B) after buying 60,976 $ETH last week pic.twitter.com/19Uo1otWEV
— Solid Intel 📡 (@solidintel_x) March 9, 2026
Markets around the world in depression
DEVELOPING: Japan's Nikkei stock index plummets more than 4,000 points (7.2%), one of its biggest drops on record
— BNO News Live (@BNODesk) March 9, 2026
BREAKING 🚨: South Korea
— Barchart (@Barchart) March 9, 2026
Korean Stocks trigger circuit breaker after plunging more than 8% 📉📉 pic.twitter.com/TLjCVAY2uF
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $900 BILLION wiped out from US stocks at market open. pic.twitter.com/HRh2uvRPsC
— Radar 𝘸 Archie🚨 (@RadarHits) March 9, 2026
NASDAQ to collaborate with Kraken on tokenized stocks
NASDAQ WILL COLLABORATE WITH KRAKEN TO LAUNCH TOKENIZED STOCKS ON ITS EXCHANGE- WSJ
— First Squawk (@FirstSquawk) March 9, 2026
Oil's Pump and Dump in two pictures
Oil price is mooning like a newly launched shitcoin while your portfolio is tanking... pic.twitter.com/X2bmyVBM9H
— Devchart 👨🏻💻 (@devchart) March 9, 2026
BREAKING: Oil prices collapse below $84/barrel, now down over -30% since last night’s highs. pic.twitter.com/XU7zXNq878
— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 9, 2026
Degens moved to trading oil on Hyperliquid
Someone has opened a $2,788,820 oil short position with 3x leverage.
— Ted (@TedPillows) March 7, 2026
Liquidation Price: $119.3 pic.twitter.com/aT8ltHwpDR
CBB0FE IS DOWN $3.5M SHORTING OIL
— Arkham (@arkham) March 9, 2026
An account connected to CBB0FE, memecoin sniper turned crypto trader, is currently down $3.5M while shorting $12M of Crude Oil. The price of Crude has spiked 50% since last week, as the Strait of Hormuz remains partially blocked by threat of… pic.twitter.com/bWsATyo1VQ
Last week was for ETF buyers
WEEKLY BTC/ETH ETF BREAKDOWN:
— Arkham (@arkham) March 7, 2026
BTC Net flow: +$568.5M INFLOW
Biggest buyer: BlackRock IBIT (+$660M)
Biggest seller: Fidelity FBTC (-$153M)
ETH Net flow: +$23.5M INFLOW
Biggest buyer: BlackRock ETHA (+$133.2M)
Biggest seller: Fidelity FETH (-$218M) pic.twitter.com/hVSIiSFvUm
Crypto founders are getting washed
Vitalik and now some ghost founders no one has heard of are selling at every chance they get and Toly is off the rocker only talking about politics
— Mamba | TS9 (@Mamba248x) March 8, 2026
The state of cryptos top protocol founders is hilarious lol
In Jeff we trust
Crypto cult places closing down
Paralelni Polis is dead
— VLAD HOSTS THE BEST PODCAST IN BITCOIN (@Vladcostea) March 8, 2026
horrible news for bitcoin adoption in Europe
This was the first cafe to accept bitcoin payments in 2014
Had a coworking space where you could meet hackers & anarchists
Hosted hundreds of conferences & community meetups
Nurtured open source startups… pic.twitter.com/ftonCM0eoh
5 years of Bitcoin performance equals zero
compare to equities at the same time
The uncomfortable reality of crypto pic.twitter.com/isQz4PTVzX
— Quinten | 048.eth (@QuintenFrancois) March 7, 2026
$WLFI holders are getting worried
According to Bloomberg, investors in World Liberty Financial, a crypto project linked to the Trump family, are facing uncertainty as the token’s price has fallen and liquidity remains limited, leaving some retail buyers unable to exit positions easily. The situation highlights…
— Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) March 8, 2026
People are upset with crypto president
- he launched a family memecoin that drained $8B from the market
— cape (@capexbt) March 8, 2026
- 80% held by insiders
- BTC dropped from $109K to $69K since inauguration
- altcoins down 60-80%
- tariffs crushing risk assets weekly
- his own SEC still hasn't passed market structure legislation
- retail traders… pic.twitter.com/2qm0HfT4xa
Bhutan is selling Bitcorn
BHUTAN IS SELLING BITCOIN pic.twitter.com/lrYWlaHhZU
— Arkham (@arkham) March 9, 2026
Crypto mixers are legal again
at least according to Treasury
INTEL: US Treasury says crypto mixers can have legitimate privacy uses on public blockchains pic.twitter.com/IXoo9IbyI7
— Solid Intel 📡 (@solidintel_x) March 9, 2026
CT KOLs getting banned in UAE after posting missle content
Moved to Dubai a month ago…
— ElonTrades (@ElonTrades) March 9, 2026
Then two drones exploded next to our building, I was listed #3 on the UAE public prosecutor’s list for “publishing illegal content” (the video of the Fairmont on fire that got 1.7m views) resulting in my X account being banned across the country,… pic.twitter.com/M5pTT0bgyD
Gainzy is not having an easy life
daily past midnight rocket volley to wake u 👍 pic.twitter.com/SCEr6Qcg5N
— gainzy (@gainzy222) March 8, 2026
Crypto degens made it to Bloomberg terminal
degenerates made it to Bloomberg pic.twitter.com/n5CBJ30yPx
— @0xKOL__ (💨, 💨) (@0xKNL__) March 9, 2026
The guide to Bitboy's net worth
Guide: Bitboy Crypto Net Worth
— Arkham (@arkham) March 9, 2026
Ben Armstrong, better known as Bitboy Crypto, once claimed a net worth of almost $40 Million – but on-chain data paints a different picture as to the current state of his finances.
Our research team analyzed Bitboy’s wallets, historical balances,… pic.twitter.com/cOtZchBCnb
ALPHA:
The $BTC levels HTF Don is interested in
Been looking at the chart for a while today and this is the framework for myself I came up with pic.twitter.com/hzAMuQ36IG
— DonAlt (@DonAlt) March 9, 2026
Turns out there are not diamond hands among shitcoin holders
Turns out not one of these twelve memes had holders with diamond hands pic.twitter.com/duyA77qk2H
— shah (@shahh) March 7, 2026
Rememeber to realize profits and never degen everything
it’s very sad to see some great traders getting liquidated
— kilo (@kilorippy) March 8, 2026
this one really hit home knowing how well we’d print 6 figs on similar plays
lesson for myself and all of us that $$ isn’t real until you cash out and actually treat yourself or invest into other things pic.twitter.com/7aDTktsIYD
There's a use case for $BTC
escaping bombs- at least according to CT
Imagine you're trying to escape any of the places recently bombed
— DonAlt (@DonAlt) March 9, 2026
You have the choice of taking heavy gold with you making your journey much harder and much more dangerous
Or simply remember a bunch of words/have a note with your seed phrase
One of these is infinitely better
Long-term crypto thesis is still intact
you might not like this, but you should read it:
— DCinvestor (@DCinvestor) March 9, 2026
in a true global calamity, i think crypto pumps far higher than people could imagine. and while i don't wish for such an occurrence, i am prepared for it
why? assume massive inter-state and intra-state conflicts. think possible…
LEARNINGS:
Remember Lighter?
the Lighter guy ran his mouth 24/7 that he was the next Facebook then proceeded to release one of the most diabolically disgusting TGE charts in recent memory pic.twitter.com/WWbtPeUQLv
— moon (@MoonOverlord) March 7, 2026
SHITPOSTING:
Dubai real estate trading like NFTs after 2021 https://t.co/RfnHKw7QuI
— dart (@poordart) March 9, 2026
oil should go up to a million dollars so normies can feel how it felt to use ethereum in 2021
— wapital (@wapital3) March 9, 2026
holy ratio batman pic.twitter.com/Mat6PXqZco
— Zack Voell (@zackvoell) March 9, 2026
When all you wanted is a quick 3x but you wake up as the CTO lead
— LJC (@OnlyLJC) March 7, 2026
I practice gratitude every day.
— Altcoin Sherpa (@AltcoinSherpa) March 8, 2026
I'm grateful for:
-my $250 portfolio that used to be $2500 before LUNA
-my pump fun portfolio where I have 1% of 350 coins, amounting to a value of $23
-Crippling mental illness after being in crypto for 9 years
-A gambling addiction
They are letting you buy an $8 asset for $82.06 pic.twitter.com/WdHSqkQur7
— Alpha co (@alpha_co) March 9, 2026
wow pic.twitter.com/fBAItGROdO
— smolting (wassie, verse) (@inversebrah) March 8, 2026
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