Trump: We will fight for as long as we have to!

*stock market goes down and oil skyrockets*

Trump: I think the war is very complete!

— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) March 9, 2026

US energy secretary says US navy escorted a ship through the strait of Hormuz and oil drops -$5 instantly

then he deletes the post because it never happened and oil rallies +$5

thanks for playing

— Nostra, House of Gold (@Nostre_damus) March 10, 2026

Wow a DAT that actually goes up? pic.twitter.com/bcoSAIP24A

— Frank Chaparro (@fintechfrank) March 9, 2026

CT finally longed oil and it topped immediately

Incredible

— CRONK 🎩 Crypto Reporter (@CryptoCronkite) March 9, 2026

COOKERFLIPS DOWN $380,000 ON OIL

Oil trading has claimed another CT personality as Cookerflips is currently down $380,000 longing Crude Oil.

Since his account was created almost 5 months ago, his total PnL on HL is now -$509K. Will he make it back? pic.twitter.com/AqGJQNUVoH

— Arkham (@arkham) March 10, 2026

Cookerflips is now down nearly $500,000 on his oil long.

When @rasmr_eth, @CookerFlips, and @issathecooker are your confluence on a trade, you are fucked.

There are influencers, and then there are traders. The real markets aren’t a bundled memecoin you can insider trade with… https://t.co/Oy18YYWk9L pic.twitter.com/2HOiNcbCLd

— Rosa Parks 🇮🇱 (@FakeRosaParkXBT) March 9, 2026

BREAKING: WAR CURRENTLY TRADING AT DISCOUNT TO NAV

— Jeff Grift (Optimist Prime) (@weaponizedFOMO) March 10, 2026

$WAR just full stack rugged from 20mil to 20K pic.twitter.com/ap3iXMMBRT

— sensor (@Senscr) March 10, 2026

We’re at that point in the cycle where nobody cares anymore pic.twitter.com/pjGeZD4GnM

— Faded 🦇 (@youfadedwealth) March 10, 2026

What happens when you embrace life as a trader, living on your own PnL

1) you treat the general volatility of life with equanimity, sh*t happens everyday in the portfolio and its a reflection of life. Most people want to suppress vol (salary, stability etc)

— Arrakis Global (@ArrakisGlobal) March 10, 2026

Brian Armstrong posted this today:

"Very soon there are going to be more AI agents than humans making transactions."

"They can't open a bank account, but they can own a crypto wallet. Think about it."

Here's what he's getting at:

Banks require KYC. Know Your Customer. You… https://t.co/W9vXTWrQs0 pic.twitter.com/ipDOEuV8Ut

— Milk Road (@MilkRoad) March 9, 2026

Andrew Tate is insider trading the Polymarket on how many tweets he will post each week.

Across the 7 accounts he created he has profited $52k on 6 markets, brokie has to fund his rented Bugatti somehow!

PROOF IT'S HIM⬇️ pic.twitter.com/yUAc1bSJvB

— Euan (@Euanker) March 10, 2026

Polymarket taps Peter Thiel-backed Palantir to develop sports betting AI monitoring toolhttps://t.co/cSwjwSSB67

— Frank Chaparro (@fintechfrank) March 10, 2026

GEN Z TURNS TO CRYPTO AND BETTING FOR WEALTH

Many Gen Z investors are turning to high-risk assets to reach financial goals, according to a study by Northwestern Mutual.

The survey found 80% of Gen Z feel financially behind and believe speculative investments can help them build…

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) March 10, 2026

This is how it works:

If $STRC is trading above $100, then Saylor has to issue new STRC shares, and as soon as he collects the USD, he turns around to buy BTC

At the same time, he wants his leverage ratio to remain stable, so he also sells something like 2x the STRC ATM in MSTR… https://t.co/mJYbExPBXK

— VIKTOR (@thedefivillain) March 9, 2026

THE WINKLEVOSS TWINS SOLD $130M BTC

The Winklevoss Twins transferred $130M of BTC to Gemini Hot Wallets since last week, presumably to sell.

The Winklevosses once owned 1% of the circulating BTC supply - and now continue to hold $764M of BTC. Their total PnL on BTC is currently… pic.twitter.com/Pjzp45V3K7

— Arkham (@arkham) March 10, 2026

Binance spot $BTC selling has really chilled out since about the end of last month

I have said for awhile now, that price will stop dropping when they stop selling. Seem as of right now, they have stopped with the massive spot $BTC sells. Only a matter of time before upside IMO https://t.co/f3bMRcUzL3 pic.twitter.com/xCEyVv9Wyy

— Castillo Trading (@CastilloTrading) March 10, 2026

Crypto looks like the most obvious commodity / SOV trade left. I say crypto bc while Bitcoin makes the most logical sense for that trade, degenerates are waiting for beta and will pump the other stuff too. Long way of saying UpOnly.

— Ledger 🇺🇸 (@ledgerstatus) March 10, 2026

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— smolting (wassie, verse) (@inversebrah) March 9, 2026

Remember when yall were selling your ETH to buy pixels here? pic.twitter.com/o350e3QHEA

— Stacy Muur (@stacy_muur) March 10, 2026

insane how the crude oil devs gave up 10% of the supply to binance alpha for a listing knowing damn well this was gonna happen pic.twitter.com/D2YAxixRDv

— hantengri (@hantengri) March 10, 2026

look it up pic.twitter.com/8CWo2ll9fI

— smolting (wassie, verse) (@inversebrah) March 9, 2026

Live view of Saylor after his desk meeting to buy 10% above avg pic.twitter.com/1CnNXw3Kvm

— Bittex (@BittexXBT) March 9, 2026

Sold Bitcoin at the bottom
Rotated into Dubai real estate at the top
Panic bought Oil at 117 as a hedge pic.twitter.com/OCvLdmKkgc

— chimp (@chimpp) March 9, 2026