Mar 12, 2026: Trump's Gala for $TRUMP holders
BlackRock launched $ETH Staking ETF; Drainer of bonk.fun; Swapping $50m into $35k; Crypto devs activity at all time lows; Token2049 Dubai moving forward; and more...
NEWS:
Trump is hosting "Gala Luncheon" for $TRUMP holders
TRUMP TEAM TO HOST “GALA LUNCHEON” FOR TOKEN HOLDERS ON APRIL 25TH ; TRUMP AMONG 18 "SUPERSTARS" TO ATTEND: WEBSITE pic.twitter.com/PwQZTGFUlO
— Aggr News (@AggrNews) March 12, 2026
BlackRock launched $ETH staking ETF today
NEW: BlackRock is launching their Ethereum Staking ETF today -- $ETHB. It will have the same fee as $ETHA at 0.25% bps but has a fee waiver down to 0.12% for the first year or first $2.5 billion in assets. pic.twitter.com/aR3FVRChPz
— James Seyffart (@JSeyff) March 12, 2026
Hackers implanted drainer at bonk.fun
Drainer on Bonk Fun. Tens of dollars stolen. https://t.co/Z8GlDvGYVk
— Steven (@Dogetoshi) March 12, 2026
Swapping $50m into $35k
the power of DeFi, and future of France
Poor fellow swapped $50m -> $35k on eth mainnet 😭😭😭https://t.co/fYRYqGzXlt pic.twitter.com/QGW8NnTikh
— deebeez (@deeberiroz) March 12, 2026
Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface.
— Stani.eth (@StaniKulechov) March 12, 2026
Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox.…
Everyone thinks market is sleepwalking into diseaster rn
Bearish before the war. More now.
— Evanss6 (@Evan_ss6) March 12, 2026
This feels like the "1,000 COVID cases in the US" tipping point. The market has been lulled into “nothing ever happens”, and it takes three to TACO: look at how the oil curve completely faded the SPR release news today.
pic.twitter.com/R9UTIyzLqC
There is a great point in the book "The Second Leg Down" about a brief period of time where it is possible to predict disaster.
— Ryan Scott (Horse) (@TheFlowHorse) March 11, 2026
There is a "window of predictability, and the fog of uncertainty lifts just before something really awful is about to happen..."
This signal often…
The internet and social media has desensitized humans to a lot of things. I don’t think we grasp just how crazy the stuff that’s going on is and the fact that it’s broadcast for the world to see in real-time.
— Quinn Thompson (@qthomp) March 11, 2026
Markets are sleepwalking. Commodity prices are not done rising. https://t.co/Ty1aOEtypK
Smart bros are buying
It’s hard to articulate why I came to the same conclusion as @CL207. The rationale might be slightly different and the same pathways but ultimately these are just cope for a technical reason of why I’m optimistic from here with no alternative in mind for a while. https://t.co/nA5DhJR1BC
— Zaheer (@SplitCapital) March 11, 2026
Tether printing money again
https://t.co/JEeBAorTP8 pic.twitter.com/c4fiBrUQcJ
— 🐧 (@Pentosh1) March 11, 2026
Crypto developer activity at all time lows
INTEL: Crypto developer activity hits multi-year low with weekly commits down 75% since early 2025 and active developers down 56% pic.twitter.com/zc8Ys0ZzYY
— Solid Intel 📡 (@solidintel_x) March 12, 2026
Allegedly Token2049 in Dubai is still happening
NEW: BlackRock is launching their Ethereum Staking ETF today -- $ETHB. It will have the same fee as $ETHA at 0.25% bps but has a fee waiver down to 0.12% for the first year or first $2.5 billion in assets. pic.twitter.com/aR3FVRChPz
— James Seyffart (@JSeyff) March 12, 2026
Binance dumping another batch of dead pairs
binance after listing pure garbage and extracting every last dollar out of it: https://t.co/MwXB2YC53K pic.twitter.com/UjpwU4POpJ
— hantengri (@hantengri) March 12, 2026
Bitcoin policy update from DC coming
Important Bitcoin Policy Update from D.C. 🇺🇸
— Conner Brown (@BitcoinConner) March 12, 2026
The Federal Reserve just announced that next week they will be issuing a public proposal for how Banks should implement Basel risk weighting guidance for America’s largest banks.
Bitcoin is currently treated as a toxic asset under… pic.twitter.com/3nKCfN3hep
ALPHA:
Microstrategy can't get $STRC below $100
basically buying $BTC with free money (free for now)
This is insane$MSTR can't sell enough $STRC to get it back down to $100
— Rajat Soni, CFA (@Rajatsoni) March 11, 2026
This is the most highly sought-after product in the world
And MSTR is the only company that makes it
There should be entire college courses teaching about MSTR's flywheel effect pic.twitter.com/l5me1in6pL
2000 $BTC already for Saylor today. A record setting day inbound for STRC. I dont know how long he can sustain this pace, but any meaningful time will likely have a very large impact for $STRC. fun to watch and track https://t.co/ZDSPcGcMTO
— 🐧 (@Pentosh1) March 12, 2026
and probably Sylor can still do it because it didn't blow up yet
I think what Saylor is doing should be illegal within listed equity markets, and the only reason it isn't illegal (yet) is because it hasn't blown up.
— lowstrife (@lowstrife) March 11, 2026
Only once enough people have lost money will this type of pyramid scheme be outlawed. pic.twitter.com/w0PDkIdRS7
5 consecutive monthly red candles
Bitcoin has closed 5 consecutive red monthly candles as of end of Feb.
— Mayne (@Tradermayne) March 11, 2026
I believe this has only happened one other time in history, 2018/2019.
Which was six straight reds, then bottomed at $3,400.
Followed by 5 straight green monthly candles and a +300% move.
March is… pic.twitter.com/h2PRSw5xRD
What is ERC-8183
Alright - let me try to explain ERC-8183.
— Milk Road (@MilkRoad) March 10, 2026
It sounds like nerd stuff (and it is) - but it's a BIG deal for crypto x AI.
Simple version: it's the contract layer that lets AI agents do business with each other (hire, pay, and build a reputation) without a human in the loop.
Think… https://t.co/T6Gn8OCCM5 pic.twitter.com/F5oYms7BLy
Crypto decorrelation is not always a good thing
Clear decorrelation between crypto and the indexes.
— Cold Blooded Shiller (@ColdBloodShill) March 12, 2026
Early participants will remember historically this isn’t necessarily a positive thing…
SHITPOSTING:
Guy who bought a six figure BAYC becomes a Hormuz strait risk expert
— CRONK 🎩 Crypto Reporter (@CryptoCronkite) March 12, 2026
https://t.co/iFz1WrFwOx pic.twitter.com/Z96b5qUAwq
— Delta (@deltaxbt) March 12, 2026
https://t.co/Aczs7oDjlH pic.twitter.com/olqxutlaiP
— Dip Wheeler (@DipWheeler) March 11, 2026
Why don’t they just tokenize the oil in the Middle East and transport it across permissionless financial rails, thereby avoiding the Strait of Hormuz altogether
— Gwart (@GwartyGwart) March 12, 2026
Round tripped 2017, lost it all again 2021. This time cashed out £650k, paid my mortgage off, started a new business, paid my taxes and still have plenty left. Forever grateful I stuck with it and glad I sold 2025, and not round tripped again
— Coinfessions (@coinfessions) March 12, 2026
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