Mar 13, 2026: Oil is back
Boris Johnson FUDing $BTC; Token2049 cancelled; Kim Kardashian trading pokemon cards; SBF is back; Q4 GDP revised for worse; SBF is back; Cramer wants to kill us; and more...
NEWS:
Oil is back at $100 (almost)
BREAKING: US oil prices surge above $99/barrel, now up nearly +10% on the week.
— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 13, 2026
Once again, the US appears to be losing control of the oil market. pic.twitter.com/kqIYM5HH6S
Boris Johnson decided to FUD $BTC
I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right.https://t.co/rTny2NBaYB
— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) March 13, 2026
Token2049 postponed to 2027
Exclusive: The Dubai TOKEN2049 summit, originally scheduled for April 29-30, 2026, has been postponed to April 21-22, 2027. This comes after several locations in Dubai were attacked by Iranian drones and shrapnel, prompting many in the crypto industry to evacuate. pic.twitter.com/aSl4qbRKKr
— Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) March 13, 2026
Trump calling for intermeeting rate cut
The president expresses a desire for a rare intermeeting rate cut. The last one occurred on March 15, 2020, as the Covid shock overwhelmed financial markets.
— Nick Timiraos (@NickTimiraos) March 12, 2026
The Fed's next scheduled policy decision announcement—widely expected to be no change in rates—is in five business days. pic.twitter.com/bcD8LjZ0RB
Kim Kardashian trading pokemon cards
what kind of degeneracy that is?
Kim Kardashian was spotted opening packs of Pokémon cards with Steve Aoki 👀 pic.twitter.com/vm1dodyP1z
— Fanatics Collect (@FanaticsCollect) March 12, 2026
Crypto companies shutting down
I don’t recall ever seeing this many crypto companies shutting down before all around the same time. https://t.co/97FRHbLJDO
— JAKE (@0FJAKE) March 13, 2026
Crypto bros remembering they worked in Oil
Previous life in Oil & Shipping
— Chang 🧪 (@chang_defi) March 13, 2026
LMFAO pic.twitter.com/PSneuhhOhN
Q4 GDP revised, for worse
U.S GDP (QOQ) (Q4) ACTUAL: 0.7% VS 1.4% PREVIOUS; EST 1.4%
— First Squawk (@FirstSquawk) March 13, 2026
SBF is back, innocent as always
FTX had the liquidity to cover spot.
— SBF (@SBF_FTX) March 13, 2026
Most assets were in the margin/lending program. (Customers, incl. Alameda, could opt into margin trading using a shared collateral pool.) FTX could cover the rest.
No margin exchange is 100% liquid.https://t.co/ZpP7luMZiI… pic.twitter.com/8fBppvPRCn
Vitalik doesn't like some of his 2021 "donations" anymore
fascinating scenes pic.twitter.com/nMrYlnQEQG
— Mike Dudas (@mdudas) March 13, 2026
Cramer wants to hurt us really badly
CRAMER: 'NOT BUYING THE 2007 SCENARIO'
— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) March 13, 2026
Tungsten cubes are back LMAO
Cubes don’t look that silly now do they https://t.co/uzhe0J96lw
— Art of The CMS (@cmsholdings) March 13, 2026
$AI16Z to be sued
AI16Z is down 99% from its peak market cap of over $2 billion.
— Burwick Law (@BurwickLaw) March 12, 2026
Did you lose money on AI16Z?
Attorney advertising. No outcomes guaranteed. pic.twitter.com/sFtCqYOMn6
ALPHA:
Saylor is really damaging SoV narrative
The more Saylor buys with this retarded ponzi the less desirable $BTC is as a store of value https://t.co/LOmdy6XIaT
— Wazz (@WazzCrypto) March 13, 2026
Has Bitcoin just rejected the highs?
Bitcoin, I said legit, not jeet it https://t.co/loe0yTeRL5 pic.twitter.com/NhVHyQOfLf
— Altcoin Sherpa (@AltcoinSherpa) March 13, 2026
LEARNINGS:
CT doesn't know what money means
thus they always loose everything
350k in the bank, liquid, with 100k watch on the wrist https://t.co/DgBXoA1NXv
— andy | mnstr mode (@andy8052) March 13, 2026
That's why majority would be better of without crypto
This is the worst part of having found crypto. Genuinely think vast majority of people who ever touched this space would be happier if they’d just remained blissfully ignorant. https://t.co/yF4e9VIOcO
— CoinNotes (@CoinNotes_io) March 12, 2026
SHITPOSTING:
🚨 UPDATE: Dubai real estate looking like a meme coin rug
— Cyril-DeFi (@cyrilXBT) March 13, 2026
Do you think this will recover? pic.twitter.com/ydTylIIKvl
As bad as FTX was, you know for a fact that they would have already made the Dubai Real Estate index into a tradeable asset and allowed us to gamble on it...
— Devchart 👨🏻💻 (@devchart) March 13, 2026
It is sad that you cannot trade this.. pic.twitter.com/QoonTGxkrX
Met a guy today.
— internbrah (@internbrah) March 12, 2026
Age: 23
Portfolio: $36k
Started investing 2 hours ago. Goal: To retire at 30.
I asked him how he managed to get $36k at this age. He said he worked hard & convinced his dad to give him $50 Million and invested it all in AAVE thru cowswap.
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