Mar 14, 2026: Hyperliquid in The Wall Street Journal
SBF praising oil prices to get a pardon; CT KOL's money is stuck in Dubai; $AAVE getting ready for bear market; Peter Schiff wants to tokenize gold now; and more...
NEWS:
Hyperliquid in The Wall Street Journal
Hyperliquid’s oil futures surged to about $7.3 billion on Thursday, from $339 million on Feb. 28
— Frank Chaparro (@fintechfrank) March 14, 2026
- WSJ pic.twitter.com/r0nAeCKL2I
SBF is truly incedible dickrider
The current spike only highlights how much oil prices have lowered under @realDonaldTrump.
— SBF (@SBF_FTX) March 14, 2026
🛢️:
Trump (2017-2020): $58
Biden (2021-2024): $83
Trump (2025): $68
Average price over the whole of 2022: $99
Price yesterday: $100
Calm down.
Boris Johnson is truly retarded
as dey say in the uk pic.twitter.com/xqKpyD1Gbu
— smolting (wassie, verse) (@inversebrah) March 13, 2026
Software waiting for Monay open after Meta's layoffs
Software stocks on Monday https://t.co/4DMXPJ3xwK pic.twitter.com/yle6jq3LLw
— Prepared Remarks (@P_Remarks) March 14, 2026
CT KOL's money is stuck in Dubai
Dubai freezing capital outflows to protect stability is the oldest contradiction in finance. the moment a hub has to trap money to prove it is safe, it has already lost the argument. we have seen this movie. it ends the same way every time.
— Trixie (@VscodeWarrior) March 14, 2026
$AAVE getting ready for bear market
Aave DAO is voting to cut its AAVE buyback budget from $50M to $30M per year.
— Ignas | DeFi (@DefiIgnas) March 14, 2026
Revenue dropped 25% from peak and the 2026 budget runs a deficit.
The proposal also shifts buybacks from stablecoins to ETH-denominated assets to preserve stablecoin reserves for operations. pic.twitter.com/r1qiXFClHE
Peter Schieff wants to tokenize gold now
In a recent interview, @TimDraper said he prefers Bitcoin over gold because gold doesn't work as a medium of exchange because you can't shave some gold off your bar and order a cappuccino. Somehow Draper, a knowledgeable crypto investor, doesn't realize you can tokenize gold.
— Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff) March 14, 2026
$ETH supply since merge
remember when people with .eth in their username and 🦇🔊 in their bio shilled this exact chart everyday
— Pledditor (@Pledditor) March 14, 2026
wonder why they stopped pic.twitter.com/U6EA29dS7n
ALPHA:
CT bear trading equties
We're finally seeing the bear div play out.
— Cold Blooded Shiller (@ColdBloodShill) March 13, 2026
RSI crossing 50.
AO moving below 0.
The question now is how much momentum there is, but the ship has begun sinking. https://t.co/zxXiDS4QuH pic.twitter.com/MOrlbNz6Is
HTF Don waiting to buy Bitcorn
I'd probably be buying crypto right now if the US didn't try so hard to nuke the world economy
— DonAlt (@DonAlt) March 14, 2026
Just gonna chill a bit longer in case they succeed
If you want to buy $BTC now, buy $MSTR instead
$MSTR
— krillin ॐ (@LSDinmycoffee) March 13, 2026
This might have been the most asymmetrical bet ever https://t.co/0BUf61DkxU pic.twitter.com/muaI4mvRrb
Full time trading doesn't require full time focus
Anyone pretending like trading requires complete focus and attention throughout an entire day doesn’t trade
— Loma (@LomahCrypto) March 14, 2026
LEARNINGS:
Remember Metaverse?
The metaverse was one of the craziest things I’ve seen in crypto:
— Tyler (@TylerDurden) March 15, 2026
People were paying Manhattan square metre prices for land in the cloud.
SHITPOSTING:
idk why ppl react to vitalik seriously still
— Chang 🧪 (@chang_defi) March 14, 2026
hes literally a full time sexpat in asia
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